Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

i like turtles

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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