Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

gingers

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

ure mama's so fat

Microwave

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