sweating like antoni with a girl

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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