How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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