- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Roses are red, yup.

Shea's sty....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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