Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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