Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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