why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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