What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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robin, get in the car.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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