- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

I am a women

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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