Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Feminism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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