What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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boobs!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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I am a women

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sucks Syntax...

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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