- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

kennah campion when she talks

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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