Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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