- Anti Joke

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.