- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Barack Obama

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Nickelback

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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