- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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