How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A hill billy went fishing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

The lion swallowed his pride.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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