- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I'd like to make a withdraw

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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