So a baby seal walks into a club...

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Barack Obama

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Nickelback

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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