- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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