A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

eat a hot dog

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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