- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

copy me and i will kill you

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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