- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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