- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

The Colts this year.

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