why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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