Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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666

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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