What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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whats black. an african american person

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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2+2= 478

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Wumbo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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BUT HWY?

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you.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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