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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Gale swallows.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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