well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Politics.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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