How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

My wife has terminal cancer.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Miami Heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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