- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

I can see you under there. Under what?

The NBA lockout

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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