What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Asian NASCAR.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

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