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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Gale swallows.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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