Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Womens rights

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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2+2= 478

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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