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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Yo Mamma

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Womens rights

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

What's the difference between a duck?

A hayride would be fun.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

The economy.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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