- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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