- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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