Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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