What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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