- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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