What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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