- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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