What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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feminists.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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