- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.