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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A black man has a job.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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