- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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