Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Your adopted.....

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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