- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your face is hilarious.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Pianos.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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