What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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breasts

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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women rights

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Swag.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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