- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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