a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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I literally died laughing

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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