- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

copy me and i will kill you

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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