- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Swag.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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