your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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