- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

i have a christmas tree.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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