- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

4 hours later.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Who is John Galt?

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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